Friday, December 19, 2008

Dot the I's and cross the T's©

The Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English(with CD) has described the informal use of ''Dot the I's and cross the T's'', to mean' to pay careful attention to all the details when you are finishing something'.When I was tyring to look for a suitable title to this note,I found this just handy! You could give it any title you choose when you find time to read this, but maybe in a momnet from now, yu may av to agree with my topic or still insist on taking your pick...
Growing up for me as left me asking so many questions about why should that be and why it shoudlnt be etc...I have always valued diffrences in things,people ,events,cultures ,dishes etc. I can not totally understand why anyone would think that everyone had to be the same thing ,eat the same kinda food, speak the same language ,agree on the same thing etc... I mean it sure makes life beautiful.And even though I avnt gotten answers to some of those questions(yet) ,I still ask!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In as much as this might sound a bit 'funny 'to some people,especially a very good premise for philosophers and perverts to 'thrive' on, I wont want to be misunderstood!There are some cases of differences that anyone who chooses to differ in those cases will still av to suffer for it! You wanna know some of such? It will be my pleasure to tell you.''SOME DAY EVERY KNEEE SHALL BOW&EVERY TONGUE WILL CONFESS THAT JESUS IS LORD'' Whether u 'beg to differ or not! U will av to! So , u had berra accept Him!
Anyways, back to my point exactly as far as this note is concerned...Questions,Questions av always been top on my mind growing up and still is. But has anyone ever been beaten as a kid for always wanting to know this and dat? lol! OMG! the pictures are still so clear right now. I sure was!In case you want to know what kinda thought that translated to wanting questions for them,it included seriuos stuffs to mundane stuffs too!For those of us that really know moi and the mischief side of moi wld picture this berra.lol!
BUt really, I' wanted' to know stuffs!One of such questions I intend to throw right here...
Why do(some) ladies not dot the I's and cross the T's? At least the ones that they can and let God do the rest? hun? why?Take for instance,( I wanna share something most ladies I av seen {lately} not take into cognizance.)The back of 'our' hair!Yeah, the back of 'our' hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After fixing the hair and the thing looks beautiful in one form of hairstyle or the other, aving put on that cool shoe of urs, dat lovely dress,pair of pants & you av dressed to 'save',a good look at you and one would say,'the lady with the hips,lips&finger tips! and then 'they' check the back of your hair and ...I mean why wont 'we' brush the back of their hair and leave it tangled at d back? With some round looking yucky stuffs dat look like arggghhhhh! That thing sucks you know. In my frustration, I discussed with a friend and she said to me of how a particular (boy)-friend of hers told her that he considers ladies that dont brush dat part of their hair as dirty and dat he would never have anything to do with such ladies! She said to me of how suprised she was that some guys actually look that close?! That is to tell you the seriuosness of this issue that might appear 'mundane' to some. And in case you are married and think it is ok to continue this way, u may just be looking for trouble! This isnt for singles alone. Lemme ask you this, ladies, can u stick a guy who has his hair unkempt? I mean that is just about the same thing.I am aware that bringing this on will be to the fall and rise of many! lol! I mean checking back 'hair' will now be some peeps' vocation! I mean it really isnt a bad idea sha o. It is serious& should be handled as such! U sef take dressing!YOu cant begin to imagine how many ladies av lost a 'prospect' abi na 'suspect' (wink) to this act of negligence. I mean! We no need am. You and I know how much has gone into this looking good business.Therefore we dont need dat just something we could av done something about mess us up! And to even think dat some of us actually carry combs in our bags?! Wat the heck are those combs for? hun? yet anoda question!I charge you ladies, dot the I's and cross the T's! It might not be fasting and prayer that you need after all! Just a little more caution. Hun? feel me, divas? Please, biko, ejo, dau allah,abeg.
More questions? nah. will save it for later! Meanwhile, check the back of your hair!(giggle). No hard feelings ,just hard truths here! Selah!
Cheers.
Bollarnle!©

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